Maltheas, and the search for the Qeynos Claymore.

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This week me’s have mostlys been defendings the shinies Qeynos city from mean Void nasties. Apparently everybody elses was unavailables.

This was the ending-results. Her Royal Highness (who should not leaves the house dressed like thats. She’ll catch a colds!), saved from a perilous fate by a mere Ratonga (yay!), after her Kerran (tee hee!) Captain of the Guard (*mirthful squeak!*) got possesseds by a spooky royal ancestrous rude ghost and tried to do her the mischiefs. We were too lates to prevent him stealing the Qeynos Claymore, a powerful magicy artifact that is the very very importants. Me’s not sure whys this sword, and hateds Overlord Lucan’s blade, Soulfire, are wanteds by the voids like they made of cheeses.

The writings on the swords is in Void Glyphs, which sniffs a lot like a clue to mes. Anyhowses, it looks like they’ve gots it, and whiles I’s the go-to rat for the existential threats these days, I doubts they going to sends mes into the void to go gets it.

Don't worries, Murrar Shar fans! He still breathings!

Don't worries, Murrar Shar fans! He still breathings!

So I decideds to go save Frostfell. But then I be doings that every year. This year thoughs, while teachings McScroogle not to be sendings junkmails and not be sos McScroogley, I noticed somethings:

What is McScroogle doing with the Qeynos Claymore?

What is McScroogle doing with the Qeynos Claymore?

I’s been findings you’s sword, your Majestys!

Though knowings that McScroogle, it’ll be turnings out to be the cheaps unlicensed knock-offs made by underpaids gigglegibber goblin.

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