Sigh. Because apparently even Giuliani’s own adverts can’t stop playing with themselves, I’ve had to put it on it’s own page. It keeps repeating randomly. Not what you want when you’re trying to read happy stories about giant playmobil. Click below for the story.
Don’t worry kids, this is not the real Santa Claus:
Now using the Youtube version, as Rudi’s website decided to do a switcheroo. Bad form, sir!
Quite apart from the wicked lie about Santa not wanting people to get along, the real Santa Claus would have handed Rudi a lump of coal, not a candycane. Rudi has made it to the top end of Santa’s naughty list every year for the past decade. I declare this Claus to be an Anti Claus!
Santa loves all children, including the children of illegal immigrants, and he would probably very much appreciate it if healthcare could be extended to every child in the world, even those who don’t even celebrate Christmas. Think about that, candidates, before you try to capitalise upon his popularity.
As a special bonus, here’s Rudi’s other Christmas ad, which makes him appear utterly insane: