By Arkenor, 6 years and 10 months ago

In which I get a bit emo.

Declan reports: Girls are mean.

And I entirely agree with him. Unless they’re perhaps suffering from some sort of collective hallucination regarding the relative worthiness of malekind.

*Sniff* OK, I just got back from a night out, so I’m not entirely sober, but it makes me real sad. Seeing the average quality woman’s choice of men is like watching someone voting for a neocon. You want to scream “Nooo! What are you doing, you crazy woman! Vote for me! Me! Or at least someone who doesn’t think starting fights is cool!”.

There’s probably an excellent genetic explanation for that fact that women pick bastards. In the stone-age, bastards were no doubt better at bringing home fresh meat, snarling, and murdering rivals. Meanwhile the liberals were busy inventing language, making cave paintings, and getting murdered as rivals, I daresay. I’m sure the genetic explanation is excellent. But right at this point in time, as far as I’m concerned:

Girls are mean.

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