EQ2: Shattered Remains – A Maltheas Montage Most Spoilerific, Scholarly, and Sacrilegious

As well as the new Everquest 2 Festival of Heroes adventures that I pictured yesterday, “Shattered Remains” also made a comeback, with a sparkly new tapestry reward. This was the main feature in the Festival of Heroes first appearance last year. It was designed to showcase locations from each of the expansions that had come out in EQ2’s first 5 years, and as such it is slightly moving to us old-timers. I was a little surprised it hadn’t been updated this year with a visit to Sentinel’s Fate, but in any case, it’s quite a fun little romp and I recommend trying to catch it before it leaves again on the 30th of November.

Maltheas, needless to say, was rather less impressed.

The mysterious Thumore d’Armer is lying fast asleep upon the floor of Ironforge’s Arms, and any who near him begin to also feel sleepy. Wisely, people keep their distance, but somebody is going to have to try to reach the mind of the dreamer. As Maltheas has always been a mighty hero in his own dreams, he is clearly the best suited to the job!

Just so I don’t get yelled at, I’m going to put this one below the fold. It is indeed spoilerific. Or wrong.

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Maltheas is still annoyed about Bristlebane.

Maltheas is quite a student of lore, and even annoyed the other EQ2 Lore scholars by posting his theories about Morrell Thule, the Lord of Dreams, on the lore forum this time last year. Sadly, the Erudites and Elves of that place do not always take kindly to Ratonga encroachment on their territory, so I shall reproduce his missive here:


When I first saw Thumore d’Armer, I first thought of “d’Amore”, meaning, of course, “of Love”.

But you’s right. It probably was Morrell Thule. I seems to be meetings a lot of gods these days.

Unless I’s getting very mixed up, did not Morrel Thule once holds the essence of shinies Mithaniel Marr, and use it to be creatings the Frogloks and Barbarians, before placings it within Erollisi to be reborns?

I checkeds my library. From Pond to Paladin 2 is statings:

Morell-Thule, the forsaken son of Cazic, and brother of Terris, took notice of Terris manipulations of the slumbering God, for while Terris is the Queen of Nightmares, Morell is the King of Dreams. For reasons unknown, perhaps simply to foul the plans of his wicked father and sister, Morell-Thule stole the gift of life that had been taken from the slumbering Mithaniel and escaped into his Demi-Plane of Dreams. Knowing that his enraged family would soon visit his home, Morell divided Mithaniels Gift of Life, scattering one half across all the swamps of Norrath, the sacred lands of his father, Cazic-Thule.

Where Mithaniels Gift of Life fell upon the swamps of Norrath, the first Froglok Tads were born. Those first Tads had the hardest trials of our people. Until that point, the swamps belonged only to the foul and destructive creatures of the dark gods. Fortunately the gift of life that had brought our first ancestors into being also empowered them with the bravery and valor Mithaniel Marr had exhibited during his trials in the mortal realms.

Once the swamps had been seeded with the first of our kind, the Lord of Dreams, Morell-Thule, visited Mithaniel Marr’s twin sister, Erollisi Marr. While the Goddess of Love blissfully rested in the lands of the fair elves, Morell-Thule visited her in a dream and gave to her the second half of Mithaniel’s Gift of Life. It was soon to be evident to the fair elves that their visiting daughter of the Gods was with child and they took her to an uninhabited region of the frozen northlands of Antonica, where they could tend to and guard her in seclusion.

Which is leadings me to be thinkings:

a) He seems very nices and shinies. Is there actually beings any records of him being means? He sends me the very nice dreams, and maybe the odds ones too, which are still quite funs. Actuallies, most my dreams are being the odds, but then I do eats a lot of cheeses before bedtime. Its his means and horridish sister Terris that is sendings the dreams of the Ratonga-eatings cheesemen. Ah, anyways, if you think’s he a meanie, be provings it! Don’t be judgings hims on what his father and sister are doings.

b) He very goods at making the deads gods not be deads anymores. Maybes he kepts a bit of Erollisi. Might have had to scoop some Erollisi out to make the rooms for Mithaniel as he quites large. And glowy.

c) If he can’t bring Erollisi backs, maybe he’s going to look after her portfolio. A god of Dreams AND Romantic Love might not be workings too badly, especially if he is havings some of her essence. That Thumore d’Armer does remind of both Morrell Thule and Amore might be lendings some supports to this, but then the anagrams can be meanings just about anythings.

d) If the moons really going to be hittings my eyes like the big pizza pies, can it be havings the extra cheeses, and no mushrooms pleases.

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