Bush in Thailand

Finally! News in from Thailand!

US President George W Bush had no problems sleeping on his first night in Thailand amid tight security, National Police Chief General Sant Sarutanond said yesterday.

Hurrah! Though I guess that means the curse on his soul didn’t work. “Ha, the jokes on you, ya pesky witches. I sold my soul years ago!”

Meanwhile, both uniformed and plainclothes police officers were on duty at all skytrain stations. Lt-Colonel Boonrit Lohsuwan, a deputy superintendent at Metropolitan Police Division 9, said police were instructed to pay particular attention to Middle-Eastern-looking people.

Although the only sinister arab arrested so far turns out to be part of the Afghan royal family, and entirely innocent.

Ji Ungphakorn, a political scientist at Chulalongkorn University, said:

�Prime Minister Thaksin [Shinawatra] wanted Thai people to behave like smiling children who are retarded and welcome those who pose danger to the world.�

And that’s it, from the early morning Thailand Adventure Roundup!

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