World of Warcraft : Some Chuck Norris Facts.

Last month, Blizzard was caught up in something of a backlash, after they promoted the antics of George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher, screening a rather pathetic homophobic rant at Blizzcon, and holding him up as a model player.

Suffice it to say, Blizzard were forced to apologise:

Dear members of the Blizzard community,

I have read your feedback and comments about this year’s BlizzCon, and I have also read the feedback to the apology from Level 90 Elite Tauren Chieftain. I’d like to respond to some of your feedback here.

As president of Blizzard, I take full responsibility for everything that occurs at BlizzCon.

It was shortsighted and insensitive to use the video at all, even in censored form. The language used in the original version, including the slurs and use of sexual orientation as an insult, is not acceptable, period. We realize now that having even an edited version at the show was counter to the standards we try to maintain in our forums and in our games. Doing so was an error in judgment, and we regret it.

The bottom line is we deeply apologize for our mistakes and for hurting or offending anyone. We want you to have fun at our events, and we want everyone to feel welcome. We’re proud to be part of a huge and diverse community, and I am proud that so many aspects of the community are represented within Blizzard itself.

As a leader of Blizzard, and a member of the band, I truly hope you will accept my humblest apology.

– Mike Morhaime President, Blizzard Entertainment

A good apology, all things considered. Blizzard understood that making a group of players feel unwelcome based on their religion, sexuality, or ethnicity is wrong, not to mention bad for the bottom line.

Then this came along:


It was nice of Siegfried and Roy to lend Chuck a tiger.

Chuck Norris, the favourite meme of the late 90’s, and top Barrens-chat topic, starring in the latest World of Warcraft commercial. I’m amazed that he agreed to do it, considering how he usually feels about any book or game that has “false gods” in it. I would guess the difference is that this one happened to offer him a heap of money.

Chuck Norris is an actor, and the subject of an undeserved craze. He also writes a weekly column in which, in 2008, he wrote this:

Lastly, I was appalled when I read the American Family Association report that on Friday, April 25, several thousand schools across the nation will be observing a “Day of Silence,” or DOS, which is a nationwide push to promote the homosexual lifestyle in public schools. (DOS is sponsored by an activist homosexual group – the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network.)

Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our forefathers expected for the public education they founded? Even the most liberal among them opposed it. For example, Thomas Jefferson drafted a bill concerning the criminal laws of Virginia, in which he proposed that the penalty for sexual deviance should be unique corporal punishment. Jefferson’s views were indeed representative of early America.

“Whosoever shall be guilty of rape, polygamy, or sodomy with man or woman shall be punished, if a man, by castration, if a woman, by cutting thro’ the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch diameter at the least” (Bill 64, 1779). Can you imagine a statesman proposing such a law today?

While I’m not of course espousing such treatment, I do believe that we should equally and adamantly oppose such aberrant sexual behaviour from being condoned or commemorated in our public schools through textbooks or a so-called “Day of Silence.”

The Day of Silence is “a day of action in which students across the country take some form of a vow of silence to call attention to the silencing effect of anti-LGBT bullying and harassment in schools.”. Young gay people are 4 times as likely to attempt suicide than their peers. That’s why the “It Gets Better” campaign was launched. But Chuck opposes young people being told that it’s OK to be gay. He’s not saying they should be castrated. Oh no, no, no. He’s just saying that being gay is equivalent to being a rapist and that we should oppose gayness with a fervour *equal* to castration and/or nose mutilation.

He’s also a supporter of the insidious and lucrative reparative therapy industry, which claims to be able to pray people straight. Then again, he also thinks that vaccination programmes are a government conspiracy. He’s Michelle Bachmann with kung-fu grip. Feel free to have a rummage through his writings, here.

I understand why Blizzard hired Chuck Norris. He is an internet icon. But he is also an extremist, and any company that is truly “proud to be part of a huge and diverse community” should have stayed the hell away from him.

9 comments to World of Warcraft : Some Chuck Norris Facts.

  • Otho

    OMG. I had no idea he was that crazy! Someone needs to set George Takei on him.

  • Mackaw

    George is way too cool for Chuck. Although…if it’s truly possible to “pray away the gay” it only makes sense that one could also “gay away the pray”! Hmm…you may have hit on something there!

  • I know that if I was Blizzard’s PR team, I’d be on the phone to Mr Takei right now, begging him to do the next advert.

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  • DNA

    Christ, what an asshole.

  • Word

    Wow.

    In our day and age if we have a national day of prayer its a crime. If we call ourselves christian we are met with boos, hisses and derogatory remarks……yet if we say something derogatory about Gay or lesbian lifestyles we are homophobic….assholes.

    How amazing life has become in this world of self gratification that we find ourselves berated for believing in god and idolized for marching in the streets for GAY rights.

    Wierd…but one thing I have found is that the gaming community is full of nerds and gay people and the straight people seem to be atheists and agnostics……….what a world……The next thing I bet we find is these same people want the rich to pay more taxes and the government to guarantee them a job…….

    Like Greece and Spain and Ireland……..all of whom are going bankrupt…..

    Moral and monetariy bankruptcy seems to be on the menu for the 21st century……good job all.

    • You seem to be bringing in rather a lot of things that have nothing to do with this post.

      I’m against children being bullied or made to feel that there’s something wrong with them simply because of their sexuality. If that makes me unchristian in your eyes, then I can’t do much about that, as I’m certainly not going to stop. Talking approvingly about the idea of castrating people for being gay is way way over the line, and I would have hoped that any sane person would agree.

      Gay people did not destroy the global economy. I’m pretty sure about that, though if you have any evidence to the contrary, I’d be delighted to see it and give it my full consideration. Really though, there’s a limit to how many conservative talking points that can be stuffed into a single argument before it starts becoming terribly hard to wrap one’s head around.

    • Petter

      yet if we say something derogatory about Gay or lesbian lifestyles we are homophobic….assholes.

      Yes. Because when you say something derogatory about gay or lesbian “lifestyles” you are homophobic assholes.

  • Wisdom

    No the guy means that gay people are given special rights socially if you hell to god no one will really give two shits If you say I hate gay people well your hated bastard.

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