Ark's Ark » Cartoons http://www.arksark.org/blog Massively Multiplayer Online Gaming, Current Affairs, and Random Stuff! Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:10:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Socialist Superman vs the Hospital Haterhttp://www.arksark.org/blog/5422/socialist-superman-vs-the-hospital-hater/ http://www.arksark.org/blog/5422/socialist-superman-vs-the-hospital-hater/#comments Sat, 13 Aug 2011 13:43:28 +0000 Arkenor http://www.arksark.org/blog/?p=5422 “Bah, hospitals! Who needs ‘em?”, said old man Stanton. Luckily, there was someone there to set him straight before he started quoting Ayn Rand again.

Fact-checking is so 1950's.

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]]> http://www.arksark.org/blog/5422/socialist-superman-vs-the-hospital-hater/feed/ 2 In which I Agree (as usual) with Optimus Primehttp://www.arksark.org/blog/4301/in-which-i-agree-as-usual-with-optimus-prime/ http://www.arksark.org/blog/4301/in-which-i-agree-as-usual-with-optimus-prime/#comments Mon, 06 Dec 2010 21:28:05 +0000 Arkenor http://www.arksark.org/blog/?p=4301 I’ve been feeling a little low as so many of my friends are brimming with excitement over World of Warcraft’s Cataclysm expansion that is coming out in the next few hours. I’m not particularly jealous of the game itself, but that “Night Before Christmas” feeling is something I haven’t really felt about a game or expansion release in a while. Am I getting old and jaded beyond repair, I wonder?

But then I look at Optimus Prime dressed as Father [...]

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]]> http://www.arksark.org/blog/4301/in-which-i-agree-as-usual-with-optimus-prime/feed/ 1 In which Batman and Commissioner Gordon Set a Poor Examplehttp://www.arksark.org/blog/4252/in-which-batman-and-commissioner-gordon-set-a-poor-example/ http://www.arksark.org/blog/4252/in-which-batman-and-commissioner-gordon-set-a-poor-example/#comments Fri, 03 Dec 2010 00:17:19 +0000 Arkenor http://www.arksark.org/blog/?p=4252 I’ve been having a rummage through some of my old comics for suitably Christmasy bits to clip. This one is from the issue 6 of the UK’s Batman Monthly in 1989. Clearly it’s from before Gotham enacted its workplace smoking laws.

Perhaps Batman could form a Superteam with Nick O’Teen!

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]]> http://www.arksark.org/blog/4252/in-which-batman-and-commissioner-gordon-set-a-poor-example/feed/ 1 LOTRO: Frodo and the Lifetime Subscription.http://www.arksark.org/blog/3454/lotro-frodo-and-the-lifetime-subscription/ http://www.arksark.org/blog/3454/lotro-frodo-and-the-lifetime-subscription/#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:00:27 +0000 Arkenor http://www.arksark.org/blog/?p=3454 Reposted in honour of the Lord of the Rings Online Free-to-play servers going live!

Frodo discovers that LOTRO has gone F2P.

Regarding today’s (back when I originally posted this) news about Lord of the Rings Online going Free to play.

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]]> http://www.arksark.org/blog/3454/lotro-frodo-and-the-lifetime-subscription/feed/ 0 Cleggeron!!!http://www.arksark.org/blog/3289/cleggeron/ http://www.arksark.org/blog/3289/cleggeron/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 18:18:57 +0000 Arkenor http://www.arksark.org/blog/?p=3289 There is a new entity in charge of the UK’s Ship of Government. Enter Cleggeron the Unexpected!!! After a tumultuous struggle with arch-nemesis Gordzilla, Cleggeron has emerged as the King of Monster Island, ah, I mean Westminster.

Cleggeron! Coming soon to a Parliament near you.

Will good Clegg head manage to stop the middle boss head from taking the evil Murdoch head’s advice? A lot could happen over the course of the next parliament. It’s not like we’re talking [...]

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]]> http://www.arksark.org/blog/3289/cleggeron/feed/ 4 Captain America on Torture.http://www.arksark.org/blog/1188/captain-america-on-torture/ http://www.arksark.org/blog/1188/captain-america-on-torture/#comments Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:38:55 +0000 Arkenor http://www.arksark.org/blog/?p=1188 If Captain America was interviewed by Fox News’ Sean Hannity:

Captain America hates torture.

He’s also not big on detaining people indefinitely without trial.

Luckily for him, Captain America is just about the only guy in the US who can get away with saying stuff like that without being called unamerican.

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My thanks to Pooh and Piglet who generously gave their time to help me with this PSA. The fight against today’s disgraceful lack of handkerchief ownership goes on!

Not entirely sure what I made this for, but when Pooh starts whispering in my ear, I can do naught but follow where he leads. Maybe it’ll be useful to a parent explaining why we need to use tissues. Or maybe it’d terrify the wee mites.

Pooh’s Flu Song is a [...]

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Just because I thought it might be mildly amusing. Sadly, my artistic skills don’t do the idea justice. Al Gore, you’re my hero!

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]]> http://www.arksark.org/blog/171/the-mighty-gore/feed/ 0 A wee little Broon Cartoon.http://www.arksark.org/blog/149/a-wee-little-broon-cartoon/ http://www.arksark.org/blog/149/a-wee-little-broon-cartoon/#comments Fri, 30 Nov 2007 15:22:19 +0000 Arkenor http://www.arksark.org/blog/2007/11/30/a-wee-little-broon-cartoon/ My biggest effort at a webcomic ever! I should probably have tried to do it in something a bit better than Windows Paint.

I also completely failed at fitting it into the amount of width I have here, so you’ll have to give it a click to see it. You might also have to click magnify on it, if your browser unhelpfully resizes it so you can’t read the text. I’ll make sure I get it to fit in here [...]

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