By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

How is the economy affecting you?

Starbucks, the world’s largest coffee chain, has warned of a tough 2008, saying it expects hard-up US consumers to buy fewer lattes and espressos.

-BBC

Many people are beginning to consider a 4 dollar coffee an unnecessary luxury. Food costs are up. Fuel is soaring. Mortgages, lets just not talk about. It seems that as a society many of us have reached our credit limits, and often our breaking points, and are looking for ways to cut back our expenditure. This is particularly difficult with the holidays coming up, and I’m sure a lot of folks, like me, are going to have to keep a tight grip on their budgets.

To get some sort of handle on how people are feeling out there, please take part in my exceptionally unscientific poll. Don’t worry, it’s totally anonymous, but if you have anything extra to add about the situation in your neighbourhood, I’d be very interested to read it in the comments.

Update: Iwas using a free poll from Bravenet, and it seems it was causing annoying popup ads, which was certainly not the goal. This one is a Wordpress plugin, so should behave itself. I transferred the previous votes, so need to vote again.

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By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

The Adventures of Mathias Brandt. Part 1.

Once upon a time, there was a gentleman by the name of Professor Butterburger. Professor Butterburger liked sitting on things. Hard. When he moved into the town of Jollyton, everybody had been extremely pleased to have such a learned man join their community, and he had received countless invitations to take tea. His visits would go something like this :

“Why, Professor Butterburger! How lovely to see you today. Have a seat while I make us a nice cup of tea, and maybe a spot of cake.”

“Why thankyou! Don’t mind if I do!”, he would say, targetting the nearest chair, and collapsing upon it with as much force as he could muster. KRUMPH!

“Oh my! Dear Professor, are you hurt? I am so terribly sorry.”

“My goodness. How on EARTH did that happen? It must have been broken already!”

“Yes, I suppose it must have been. Please, you must be quite shaken up. Do sit down.” KRUMPH!

“My chair!”

“My bottom! You must have woodworm! I cannot think of any other possible explanation. Let me test your other chairs.”

“No! I mean, I just remembered that I have a terribly important appointment that I really cannot be late for. I’m afraid we shall have to take tea another day.”

“Oh dear, that is a shame. Well, I bid you good day!”, and he would leave, feeling extremely pleased with himself. Upon reaching home, he would write the details of his sitting in his sitting journal, and mark himself for style, strength, and quantity.

After a time, it will not surprise you to hear that people stopped inviting him to visit.

By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

The Daily Show Writers on the Writer’s Strike. With a little help from John Oliver.

Did I ever mention how great John Oliver is? I’m so glad that the presenters are showing solidarity with the cause. Jon Stewart is funding the writers out of his own pocket while the strike continues.

Sort it out, Viacom. Start giving writers their rightful share from the proceeds of new media.

By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

Dog’s Milk. No bugger’ll drink it.

Heather Mills is in the news again. I know, that surprised me too.

Ms Mills said that livestock created far more carbon emissions than transport, so we should go vegan – someone who eats no meat or dairy produce – or at least find something else to put in tea or coffee.

At Speakers Corner in Hyde Park she said: “There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?”

Vegan Mills was supposed to be launching a poster campaign for an animal welfare charity.

I shall leave it to Red Dwarf’s Holly to respond:

I wonder how much milk you get from a rat anyway. Likely not enough for my cornflakes. Maybe enough for a single cup of tea. Is Ms Mills suggesting we have farms of battery rats, or does she prefer free-range?

By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

Whale. It’s what’s for dinner.

As you know, Japan’s whaling fleet has put to sea with plans to kill up to a thousand whales, including for the first time in years, the endangered Humpback Whale. For “Science”. Japanese scientists must be pretty damn useless if they need that many whale corpses.

Of course, it’s not about science at all. It’s about culture. The god-given right for a people to eat whatever intelligent beings they want. But the thing is, whale meat is, well, an acquired taste. Very few people in Japan much like it, so in order for the Japanese government to be able to demonstrate a demand, they’re creating it themselves out of whole cloth.

From 2005:

Schoolchildren in the western coastal district of Wakayama are now being offered an unusual addition to their lunch menus. Whale.

The Wakayama education board is supplying whale meat to around 280 schools, to try to promote awareness of the region’s whaling traditions.

For all of Japan’s success in winning support from other countries for its campaign to ease the restrictions on whaling – especially smaller countries which receive Japanese aid – the Japanese people are losing interest.

Whale meat is only served in a few specialist restaurants, and occasionally appears on supermarket shelves. Younger people almost never eat it.
The official line is that whaling is an integral part of Japanese culture, a practice dating back hundreds of years.

That isn’t quite true. A few coastal communities, like Wakayama, have been hunting whales for centuries, traditionally with hand-held harpoons.

But the rest of Japan only became familiar with eating whale during the 20th Century, as modern ships with harpoon-guns became available.

Whale meat was especially widespread in the difficult years after the Second World War, when it was seen as a cheap source of protein.

But as incomes rose, people switched to imported beef, or fish like tuna and salmon. With such an abundance of high-quality protein available these days, few Japanese see the point in eating whale, which doesn’t taste that special.

They’re forcing whale meat down the throats of their children to recreate the demand that dried up when folks had the option of eating something that tasted better. This isn’t about science. It’s not even about culture any more, really. This is about Japan not wanting to be told what to do.

By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

US Writer’s strike expands to News.

Via Atrios, this story could be quite serious.

CHICAGO (MarketWatch) — Nearly 300 CBS News writers who belong to the Writers Guild of America have voted to authorize a strike against the network, the union said Monday.

Some 81% of voting writers moved to approve a possible strike, the WGA said.
The television and radio writers, working in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and Washington, D.C., have been working under an expired contract since April 2005. The workers have not received pay raises since April 2004.

CBS News writers voted to spurn CBS’s contract offer in November of last year, and since then, the network “has refused to put forth any new proposals, insisting on the offer membership rejected,” the WGA said in a statement.

Among other details, the CBS offer would give the network the right to combine WGA-represented entities with non-WGA units. At stations such as WCBS-AM and 1010 WINS in New York and KNX and KFWB in Los Angeles, this could amount to forcing the union out, it said.

If that spreads to the other networks, it might seriously impact news coverage. A lengthy strike might have a real effect upon the primaries, though who it will be good for, I know not. Maybe they’ll have to resort to giving us pure news, without it being shaped to the liking of the proprietor.

Perhaps folks will have to start buying newspapers again. Are newspaper journalists in the WGA too?

It’s not all bad though. If we’re really lucky, Rush and Billo’s joke writers are in the WGA.

By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

FKN News – This Week’s Headlines

He’s kind of angry. I don’t agree with all his viewpoints, but in these dark days of the writers strike, it’s good to have a hit of Fake News. May the Daily Show return to us soon.

I’d love to make a videocast like that. I might have to find out how to plug my video camera into my PC one of these days.

By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

Let Justice Ring Out in Pakistan!

The BBC reports:

Pakistan’s reshaped Supreme Court has dismissed the main legal challenges to Gen Pervez Musharraf being allowed a second term as president.
He has promised to resign as army chief if and when the court validates his victory in October’s presidential poll.

Gen Musharraf sacked a number of independently-minded judges who had been due to consider the case.

What to say? Musharraf sacked all the judges who opposed him, so this verdict is utterly meaningless. Most of those judges are still imprisoned. Yet, oddly, the verdict seems to be being accepted by the world powers. I wonder why that is?

Ah, yes. I forgot. The whole “Bestest ally in the War of Terror” thing. How is that working out?

PARACHINAR, Pakistan, Nov 19 (Reuters) – At least a dozen people were killed in fighting between Sunni and Shi’ite Muslim tribesmen in a Pakistani region near the Afghan border on Monday, taking the death toll to more than 100 in four days of clashes.

Eight people were killed and 18 were wounded when a mortar bomb exploded in a bazaar in the Kurram tribal region, residents said.

Army helicopter gunships pounded militant positions on the outskirts of the main town of Parachinar, killing four people.

Note that the Pakistani media are currently banned from reporting on terrorism. Being reported on would just encourage them, apparently. Clearly Musharraf has been sent a handy pamphlet of Republican talking points to turn to for guidance. Meanwhile, the roundup of journalists, opposition politicians, and lawyers, continues apace. I do hope he’s planning on releasing those politicians before the election…

By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

Beowulf

What follows is my favourite (and public domain) version of the full text of Beowulf. A couple of friends of mine have been bitterly bemoaning having gone to see Beowulf over the weekend. This is for them. There’s no Angelina Jolie in this one, mind you, but in most other ways it’s a whole lot better in the original translation. Sorry, Mr Gaiman :(

BEOWULF
Translated by Gummere

BEOWULF
PRELUDE OF THE FOUNDER OF THE DANISH HOUSE

LO, praise of the prowess of people-kings
of spear-armed Danes, in days long sped,
we have heard, and what honor the athelings won!
Oft Scyld the Scefing from squadroned foes,
from many a tribe, the mead-bench tore,
awing the earls. Since erst he lay
friendless, a foundling, fate repaid him:
for he waxed under welkin, in wealth he throve,

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By Arkenor, 2 years and 3 months ago

Changes to my feed.

It seems strange to me, but far more people read this blog through RSS feeds than on the blog itself. Probably because folks stay subscribed during my extended periods of inactivity! Hello, feed-readers, I love you!

I’ve just made some changes so that the feed link here on the page redirects to feedburner. My new feed offers some interesting features over the old one, so if you’re a subscriber, you might want to delete your old entry, head on over, and resubscribe. The old one will carry on working fine though, if you want to stick with that.

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