The clock ticks for California.
Aljazeera, that font of electoral wisdom, reports from the recall:
“Gray Davis has terminated jobs, Gray Davis has terminated dreams, Gray Davis has terminated opportunity and now it’s time to terminate Gray Davis,” he said.
The Schwartz needs to learn how to terminate his sentences.
Mr Schwarzenegger has been accused of serial sexual battery. Shown extreme disregard for Native American rights. Been accused of plotting with Enron. He has bought up the footage that allegedly shows him doing an excellent Adolf Hitler routine, and saying how much he admire the author of Mein Kampf.
He claims to have taken part in the “gang-bang” of a black woman. And then claims he just made that story up to promote body-building. Then came a crime for which most right-thinking male brits would see him strung up for. The Guardian Article at the time (Friday December 15, 2000) reported:
Schwarzenegger grasped Boddington’s model turned TV starlet Melanie Sykes around the waist. “Get your hands off me – I’m scared,” she is reported to have said, whereupon the married father-of-four made a lunge for Sykes’ breast instead.The further accusations revolve around interviews the actor had with presenters Denise van Outen and Anna Richardson, also conducted in London’s Dorchester hotel.
Richardson told the tabloid: “I wanted to say, ‘You dirty bastard’. But you can’t tell a powerful man like him to f*** off… He kept saying how fantastic I looked and staring at my [breasts].” At the end of the interview, claims Richardson, “He pulled me onto his knee, saying ‘I really want to know if your breasts are real'”
Keep your hands off our women, Arnie! We’ll take Melanie and Denise’s word over yours any day of the year.
If only Zonker had stood. But he missed the filing deadline. Still, he and his friend, Monsieur Trudeau, have made sure that every paper reader in California has a recorse should the worst happen. Another recall form.
That the man is even allowed to run for office with so much hanging over him is an insult to the Californian people, and women everywhere.
Wake up America! Dormez-vous California? The world is laughing at you! You’re supposed to make comedy, not be it!
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