 Maltheas was glad he'd taken that correspondence course with ACME. Another milestone for Maltheas. Varsoon the Undying is at the root of a great deal of Everquest lore, and Malth needed him dead for the Manastone and Glowing Black Stone heritage quests. Like Lord Maltus Everling, who is still a bit too powerful to defeat, he is the final boss in a Heroic dungeon, so I’ve been putting off dealing with him until today.
So it was that Maltheas, servant of Nife, did delve into the Ruins of Varsoon, bludgeoning his way past countless of Varsoon’s foul clay creations, and wretched undead slaves. Deeper he went, the stench of infamy all about, until he came to the entrance of the Chamber of Immortality, Varsoon’s lair. Steeling himself with a little nibble of some cheese left over from the raid on the Overlord’s office, he stepped within. Only by the grace of the Prime Healer could he hope to emerge with his whiskers intact.
Turns out he was far easier than Everling, as you only have to face him on his own at the end of a ring event. He’s probably personally as powerful as Everling, but unwisely chooses to fight alone. A foolish decision when facing RATONGA JUSTICE, and he has paid the price, and lost his suffix. I’m sure that’s the last Norrath will hear from Valdoartus Varsoon…
What’s so social about “social games” anyway? I speak of the likes of Cafe World, and Farmville. I keep hearing that they are the next big thing. I hope that isn’t true.
Sure, you might play them on social media sites, but they’re more antisocial games than anything else. The only real interaction with other people that you have in most of the ones I’ve tested is sending constant spam about lost sheep to your friends list. An MMO is vastly more social, as you actually get to see and talk to people. You may not actually like any of those people, but it still counts as socialising.
I’m not sure that some of them even deserve the compliment of being called “games” either. Spending half an hour tending crops that don’t do anything at all isn’t my idea of fun. There are no, so far as I can tell, any problems or difficulties to overcome. No real strategy or tactics to it. Just making more food to sell to NPCs, or growing more crops for no reason other than to be able to buy more crops. Progress Quest has at least as much real decision making, and doesn’t require us to click things for half an hour every day.
I suspect the real reason developers consider them the next big thing is that they’re impossibly easy to make, compared with most commercial games. Although I can’t find the fun in them, they are played by millions of people daily, and some of those folks go so far as to spend real money on decorations for their farms that pretty much nobody else is ever going to see. Though it boggles my mind, it seems that there is a demand for these things, and capacity for profit.
Now, by all means there may be second generation ones coming up that actually have some gameplay. There are developers such as Raph Koster and Richard Garriott working on social games, both of whom I have profound respect for. I can’t imagine either of them creating something as mindless as Farmville, so perhaps they will redefine the genre. Even so, I wonder if good developers are giving up on making MMOs for something easier and more profitable.
For now, get back to me when I can invade my neighbouring farms with my goat army and sow them with salt.
 Klingon Sector Space The great STO meme is “Where’s Sulu?”. New players would often not be able to find him, even though he was standing in the same room as Admiral Quinn, the man who told you to speak to him. This was tackled by adding random NPC comments down in the starbase stating exactly where he was. Apparently this was still not enough, as from today he will be added to your contact list at level 2, meaning you never have to ever find him, or speak to him in person. Is the Explorer Bartle-type dying?
Another solid bugfixing update for Star Trek Online. I have to confess that I’ve not really played this week, being busy with other games, but it’s encouraging to see work continuing apace.
Continue reading Star Trek Online ST.0.20100217c.4 patch notes, 18th February 2010
Woot woot! GU55 is going live today, and we’ve just received the patch notes.
The Golden Path is of particular interest to me. I’ll be visiting the newer newbie zones to see what has changed. It’s a bit odd, and a shame, that the original starting areas of Qeynos and Freeport continue to be neglected, but maybe that’ll come in a later update. In any case, Maltheas is going to be in a quest-feeding frenzy for a few days.
In other news, I was lucky enough to win a Collector’s Edition of Sentinel’s Fate yesterday from SOE’s twitter quiz. Thanks guys! It cheered me up no end, and I’m looking forward to investigating the tier 9 crafting content as a result.
Servers are expected up within the hour!
Update: US servers are up!
Continue reading Everquest 2 Game Update 55 and Sentinel’s Fate Patch Notes
Episode 10 – The Agenda of Evil
With the help of the Titanian Resistance the Starblade is once more ready to take to the skies. But Jack, Yvette and Charlie’s presence on the moon has brought a deadly foe in their wake.
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With Sentinel’s Fate almost upon us, I figured it was time to check in with Maltheas, and the Extreme Questing Leaderboard! When last we checked the crazytable, it looked like this:
Everyone’s favourite Ratonga was sitting at 8th. Once again, the tables I use cover the level range from 1-59, as it starts getting silly to to compare level 38 Maltheas with folks who are approaching the level cap. Here is the table as of today:
Gah! Maltheas is still stuck at 8th, as while he has added 107 quests to his tally, everyone else has been just as busy. The team of Annya and Kirskax, being nearest his level, continue to be the ones to best measure against, and they have increased their lead by an impressive amount. Nevertheless, the race continues, and we’ll catch you up yet, guys!
GU55’s revamp of the Butcherblock Mountains, and Kaladim, will offer some new questing opportunities when Tuesday arrives, though those opportunities will be there for everyone on the table. Let the games *BONG* begin!
This time of the year tends to be the point where my internal sunlight batteries, which have carried me all the way through winter, finally run flat, leaving me listless and even more grouchy than usual. It’s hard for a game to please me in February, and traditionally this is when I let subscriptions lapse. Breaking up is hard to do, sometimes, though not this year. This year breaking up was right easy.
I’m thoroughly bored of Star Trek Online, and have cancelled the recurring billing. It might look and sound like Star Trek, but it doesn’t have the heart that made me adore the show so much. Kind of like when your beloved gets replaced by a pod-person. They look the same, but deep down, you know.
In search of something new I tried the Fallen Earth trial yesterday, but just couldn’t get into it. Maybe it was the UI, which I found overly fiddly, or the FPS/MMO hybrid nature of the combat. I don’t think there’s necessarily anything wrong with the game per se. It’s not you, it’s me. I’ll probably try again in a few months, if it’ll answer my calls.
So what of the future, as the days get longer, and with any luck it stops snowing all the bloody time?
Everquest 2, that old faithful friend, launches it’s Sentinel’s Fate expansion on Tuesday. I won’t be buying that just yet, as my gaming fund really can’t justify 30 pounds for an expansion right now, and Maltheas has no need for level 80+ content. Game Update 55, which also comes along on Tuesday, will have enough game-changing effects to keep him busy for a while anyway.
I do have a trial for Lord of the Rings Online that I could try at some point. I played it for a couple of months when it was released, and quite enjoyed it, but found the mid-levels to be a bit tedious. I’m told that is much improved now, so quite looking forward to revisiting it.
Finally, Allods Online is entering Open Beta this Tuesday. Well, they call it “Open Beta”, but given that the game is free to play anyway, and that characters will not be being deleted at the end of Open Beta, to all intents and purposes it’s launching. I find the idea of a group sharing duties onboard an astral ship to be far too intruiging to not check out. It is rather what I was hoping would be possible in STO, so I will be very interested to see exactly how it was implemented. Sure, it’s overly cutesy, but maybe at the moment I could do with some adorable gibberlings, and bright colours.
Also, I think I should make a coffee.
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