Colbert Report, 1st of June – 4th of June 2009

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Free Realms June 4th / 5th Update notes.

Only got highlights info so far. I’ll update when and if full patch notes appear.

With patches coming on a weekly basis at the moment, I’ve been very satisfied with the amount of goodness in them. Of course, we are in the early phase of a game wherein the new content is mostly stuff that ideally would have been in at release, but wasn’t quite finished in time. Thus it is hard to judge accurately what the future flow of new things will be like, once the reserve of goodies is exhausted. Time, as they say, will tell. For now, I’m off to go play the Tower Defence quests in Snowhill, so I can dress up like a penguin!

Members Only – Quests

* * Four Tower Defense Strategists are offering special rewards for those that can master their favorite minigame!
* * Find Napoleon in Sanctuary, Houston at Farnum’s Farm, General Spattonug in Bristlewood, and Arci Joan in Snowhill for the different challenges

Items – Marketplace

* * Sprint Concert ’09 t-shirts now available in the marketplace for a limited time

User Interface

* * Chat channels have been added! Player area, trade and “LFG” (looking for group) are now available (Note – Chat range of standard chat has been reduced to allow for area chat)
* * Pet wearables can now be previewed in the Merchant window
* * Players can now view the duration of a spell in the tool tip icon of the player portrait
* * Collection categories have been added to help organize collection.

Pets

* * Added more pet names to the name wheel

Cybersex in Free Realms. Or “Brad and Kimiko make a Porno.”

Free Realms is targeted at children. That being the case it needs to be extremely robust in dealing with anti-social behaviour.

In the most recent patch, the radius within which you can hear other people talking was greatly increased. Where previously, chat only extended perhaps the equivalent of 100 meters, now you can hear people half the world away. It is unclear at this time whether or not it was intended, but there have so far been no admissions that it was unintended. The consequences are not good.

There have been people asking for, and being given phone numbers, from people they’ve just met. Asking for personal details such as age and sex, and all manner of stuff that would not be anywhere near as disturbing in a game marketed for adults. Then we have the general meanness that we all know from other MMOs, but that is a little harder to legislate against. A lot of us adult types like Free Realms for the very reason that we did not, until the chat-range changes, have to put up with the sort of nastiness that is epidemic in the global chats of other MMO. As Lum would say, “People are broken.”. Free Realms is our happy place.

I’ve had quite a few people come up to me and ask me to be their boyfriend. Of course I politely decline, but it seems a bit of a weird thing to do, and makes me think that they are probably rather less than 13 years old. In fact you hear people giving out personal details all the time, and age is a common one, and if half of them were telling the truth, there are a LOT of people under the age of 13 who have access to chat. Whether that’s because they lied about their age when they signed up, or because their parents have chosen to not use the security features, I don’t know. Obviously parental responsibility is incredibly important when you let your kids on the internet, but SOE has to be able to provide a safe environment even to kids whose parents don’t give a damn. For some kids, it might be the only safe environment they have. Gods, that’s a depressing thought, but it is true.

I’ve also heard a lot of sexual talk, some of the worst I captured below.

Free Realms Cybersex

Free Realms Cybersex

Needless to say I tried to report Brad and Kimiko (Two of the pre-generated first name offerings. There are a lot of Brads and Kimikos, so anonymity is preserved in the above log.), but guess what? The /report function does not work, and I am not the only person who says that. If Free Realms is going to really succeed, it needs to convince parents that it is a safe place to let their kids have fun. Now, I do not have children, but I am truly unimpressed with how seriously SOE seem to be taking this. The chat-range is pretty much world-wide at the moment, so you plant a referee in Sanctuary on every server , and start hitting the ban button. Pretty simple.

There IS a profanity filter, but as you can see, no profanity filter can prevent people managing to be completely disgusting. To ensure a pleasant environment, SOE needs many more referees than currently appears to be the case. I am beginning to wonder if an MMO that allows open chat can EVER be child-safe, but for sure, it can’t be done without making the effort. With 2 million players, and growing, you need at least several hundred staff to maintain the safe and pleasant community. Some people will come to Free Realms with the express purpose of ruining it, and even more than in other MMO, they need to be stopped.

p.s. I am available for hire.

8 pm. 1st of June. I updated with a few extra thoughts culled from an brief email discussion I had on the subject. I should also add that today I was able to get the /report function to work (or at least it did not give an error message. Instead there was no response at all.). I did not do anything different to all the other times I have tried.

Warhammer Online 1.3 Update Notes.

This is a huge update, with a lot to offer both PvPers and PvEers. So much so that I am a little tempted to go back and see how things are in the Old World now. The Land of the Dead is here! With shades of the old Dark Ages of Camelot dungeon, the awesome Darkness Falls, this looks to be a great addition to the game.

Also, finally, we are able to choose to opt out of receiving a roll on the reward chests from public quests and keeps. The various issues (and dishonest handling of them) with chest contribution and looting were one of the main things that caused me to leave WAR in the first place. To me it is a terrible waste that fixing such a major source of unhappiness has taken until now, but at least it is done.

The Warhammer Online 1.3 Patch Notes can be found below the fold.
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In which I walk past Norwich Cathedral

I’m on a work placement at the moment, and every day I walk there and back past one of Norwich’s fine pair of cathedrals.

Our Catholic Cathedral, The Cathedral Church of St John the Baptist was built quite recently by English standards, only being finished in 1910. At that point it was simply an extremely grand parish church, but in 1976 it became the base for a new diocese, the Diocese of East Anglia.

The Catholic Cathedral Church of St John the Baptist in Norwich, England.

It is a rather grand building to get to walk past everyday, and it always keeps my attention as I stroll towards it up Earlham Road. It was such a lovely day I couldn’t resist taking a few pictures. I’ll see if I can get a decent picture of our far older Anglican Cathedral this week. I’m in a photography sort of mood at the moment!

Fairytale, The Winner of Eurovision 2009!

On the Rachel Maddow show this week, Rachel and Kent were a little mean about Eurovision. Sadly some otherwise liberal US folks nevertheless find it hard to truly comprehend that other nations might actually sometimes prefer their own cultural styles over imported US ones.

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For my American friends that fancied hearing the winner without hearing them giggle over it about us silly Europeans not having invented any proper music, here it is. For the record, I rather like it.

The ancient Scandanavian dancing style in the video is known as Laus, or Halling, and it is a pretty spectacular dance-form requiring extreme levels of fitness, not to mention a degree of fearless disregard for one’s own safety! It was fantastic to see it on display at Eurovision. Watch out for the bit at the end when they kick the hats down from the poles!

Colbert Report, 18th of May – 21st of May 2009

This week, an episode of my very favourite segment, “Formidable Opponent”! Mr Colbert is taking next week off, alas, but he’ll be back soon enough. Continue reading Colbert Report, 18th of May – 21st of May 2009