David Hasselhoff wounded.

From the BBC:

US actor David Hasselhoff has been treated in hospital after being hurt in a chandelier accident.
Hasselhoff, 53, hit his head on a chandelier in the men’s room after using the gym at the Sanderson Hotel in London’s West End on Thursday.

His right arm was cut by shards of glass, severing a tendon.

A spokeswoman for the former Baywatch and Knight Rider star said he was “out of hospital and ready to continue his work tomorrow”.

The actor recently cancelled his debut Christmas pantomime role – playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan at the New Wimbledon Theatre, in south-west London.

It clashed with a reality TV series in which he is due to judge aspiring performers alongside former Mirror editor Piers Morgan and singer Brandy.

He also starred as Billy Flynn in the West End production of Chicago in 2004.

He is in London filming an advertisement for a British internet company.

Poor Michael! I hope it’s not too serious. This’ll make him feel better:

He’ll be flying by wire again in no time, I’m sure. On the upside, if he changes his mind, I’m sure he’ll make an excellent Captain Hook.

Mythic sold to Electronic Arts

Redwood City, CA, June 20, 2006 – Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ: ERTS) today announced that it has entered into an agreement to acquire Virginia-based Mythic Entertainment®. Upon completion of the acquisition, Mythic Entertainment will become EA Mythic, a wholly-owned studio dedicated to developing Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games (MMORPGs).

Mythic is recognized worldwide for revolutionizing the online gaming space with the awardwinning Dark Age of Camelot® and is currently developing Warhammer® Online: Age of Reckoning™ under license agreement with Games Workshop.

From here

Not at all a good thing. It leaves Turbine as the only independent MMORPG company with a proven track record (and Turbine is too cosy with Microsoft for my liking). Anyone who remembers what happened when EA bought OSI will be pretty worried for the chances of Warhammer ever seeing the light of day.

Dark and Light – A brief warning

I love DDO, but it’s not the sort of MMORPG you play all the time. So I’ve been looking for a more traditional, explorable world, crafting sort of game to play alongside it.

I thought I’d found it a couple of weeks ago with Dark and Light. The featurelist on the website is extraordinarily tempting.

No zones, no loading time, all Dark and Light players within the same world.
A medieval world of 15 000-square-mile of land (not including seas)
A complete, original and easy-to-use automated transportation and warp system.
Hot spot management system: wherever you are in the huge world of DnL, you can call for or be asked for help to conquest, fight, defend…

Master Dark and Light while experiencing three evolving axes for every character : combat, craft and social

The general progress of a player’s CXP (craft XP) and FXP (fight XP) axes is totally intertwined with the progress of their commitment to the social axis.
Discover a real social game, where guild and community life involvement is rewarded with SXP (Social XP), and gives access to forts and holdings.
A guild system worked out for far more strategic groups’ actions
A ranking system within guilds and the attributes given to the leader make the management and involvement in a guild a real strategy for every player.
Rich career paths: choose between specialization and versatility.
A greater system of title management, governed by the player’s CXP, FXP and SXP levels, which allows you to become a lord, baron, count, duke and even the king, by bargaining, negotiating…and being smart!
Diverse game aspects promising numerous challlenges: crafting, conquest of territories, fortress management, resource gathering, exploration…On a side note, never forget to swear allegiance to your faction!

A deep and refined crafting system to specialize your character the way you want
A crafting system based on five families and offering a great variety of combinations for recipes: tanner, tailor, armorer, blacksmith and jeweller.
A deep crafting system where players specialize in the craft family they choose in order to reach the highest performance in one or various sectors of this association

Become a smart and brave strategist to perform your fort or holding management!
The combat system allows you to assault a fortress
Maintain your fort and protect holdings to keep strong and powerful
Discover the economical system based on three elements: holdings, the extraction of resources and merchants all over the world.
Choose among 300 individual elements in order to rebuild your armor and try new weapons such as bows, rods, staves, swords or even, thrown weapons and dual wielding weapons.
Try new robes, chainmails and clothing

Choose to explore the world of Dark and Light the way you want
Use the teleporting points which have been placed in key locations (near villages and places of interests) to move faster
Fly in the air without restrictions with your own dragon, glider and parachute

Do not forget to swear allegiance to your god, this may be very helpful !
Having a high faction can have an in game impact: increase of the mobs’ aggressiveness, benefits from divine protection…
Make donations in temples and be sure that your faction will increase !

Introducing a deep and addictive storyline which contains advanced management options

A deep storyline that allows rich and varied game options and opportunities
Discover the 13 realms: three non-PvP kingdoms, ten kingdoms to conquer (PvP allowed)… The Dark, Light, Al Drifa, Ysatis’ and Agnar’s kingdoms will be open at release. Kingdoms beyond those will open as the players evolve in Dark and Light.
500 quests at release
Choose the race of your choice amongst 12 races, elect your orientation thanks to 14 classes, benefit from 27 equipment slots per character and many specific slots per skill
Entirely dedicated to evolve according to gamers in-game decisions and strategies: DnL game rules will allow gamers to manage their own DnL storyline, create their own events to set their plans of conquest or fortresses attacks.
A Game-mastering team in five languages entirely dedicated to enhancing the role of players in a truly interactive scenario: English, French, German, Italian and Spanish.

Unfortunately, what sounds on paper like a brilliant game, feels more like the MMORPG equivalent of “The Producers”. Almost every decision you could make to destroy your game has been taken. The list could go on and on, but the thing I take the greatest exception to is their bizarre pre-order system.

In most games, pre-orderers get a little something extra. Maybe something physical, like some heroclix, or a coin. Often you get a few days head-start, or some minor item or cool sounding title. DnL pre-orders, called Pioneers, potentially get level 35, 250k goth (goth being the currency), and a 2 man summonable flying riding dragon. This, in a game based around PvP, is a massive advantage. It’ll be a long time before any regular folks catch up with the Pioneers. We are utterly 2nd class citizens, wandering the massive world with it’s randomly placed monsters, on foot. Needless to say, the Pioneers tend to think it’s a rather better game. After all, they don’t have to worry about the broken transport system, the difficulty of making enough money to feed youself and keep your gear repaired, and that the monsters have been randomly scattered across the starter kingdoms, with neither rhyme nor reason.

On the first day they let non-preorders in, they’ed forgotten to make the starting areas non-pvp. Slaughter predictably commenced. Not helped also by the fact that the human starting location spawns you in within agro range of some pretty darn scary spiders. Only the kindness of our Pioneer faction-mates allowed anyone to survive that fateful day.

I could go on, but frankly it’s not worth it. Do not touch this miserable excuse for a game with a bargepole. At least not for several months. I’ll be playing out my month, and I have the gravest doubt that I shall be seen beyond that. I think I might have gained a fear of small developers, which would be a shame.

Live Transcript of the DDO Dev Chat


Brannoc: We'll begin with a brief introduction from our guests and then proceed with the chat. Now would be a good time to send those questions to [QT]Sprite!
Sporkfire: Hi, all. I'm Victor Wachter, Community Relations Manager for DDO. Glad to see you all here!
Samera_DDO: Hi there. Samera here. Community Relations Specialist.
Nereid_DDO: Hello, I am Nereid, Producer on DDO
Solas_DDO: Greetings. I'm Solas, DDO Gamesystems.
Gubtug_DDO: Hi, I'm Gubtug, Art Director on DDO.
Graal_DDO: Howdy, I am a game mechanics designer
GelatinousCube_DDO: *jiggle*
Codog_DDO: Howdy. I'm Codog, a Senior Game Systems Engineer. Happy to be here.
Tuttle_DDO: Hola, Captain Tuttle here. Design Manager on DDO.
Denour_DDO: Evening, I'm Andy "Denour" Gillis, I am one of the Game Systems Engineer on DDO. *Wave*

Brannoc: *Guest23* What's the time frame for when module 2 will come out?
Nereid_DDO: Hello - Module 2 "The Twilight Forge" will be coming out in July. We are accepting applications for our preview of Module 2 content in the DDO.com Forums.

Brannoc: *Zaran* could you explain the solo option on the difficulty selection on the Quest Window.
Solas_DDO: The solo option has two main goals: To improve the new player experience, and for something to do while waiting for a party.
Solas_DDO: Only a single player can enter an adventure on solo. The monsters are scaled down, HP, AC, spells, etc. Most classes should be able to tackle a solo adventure appropriate for their level, although some classes are more powerful solo than others.
Solas_DDO: Currently, solo mode is only available in the Harbor

Brannoc: *Targonis* The level cap is expected to be raised in September/October. Can we expect that the level cap will be raised every 6 months or so?
Nereid_DDO: We are committed to raising the level cap on an on-going basis and will be releasing them when we are able to support with new monsters, adventures, spells, feats, etc.

Brannoc: *Ustiveh* What one thing would the moderators like to see in DDO that is not currently implemented (including things that never will be)?
GelatinousCube_DDO: Gelatinous Cubes

Brannoc: *Anon220* I read on the DDO forums that the ranged system isn't working quite as well as folks would like, so it's getting an overhaul. What's the latest on the ranged system overhaul?

Mysterious 5 minutes silence.

Codog_DDO: After module 2, players will see a number of improvements to both ranged and melee combat. Some of these improvements include increase of ranged attack speed as players level up, improvements to activatable melee feats, and a number of new action point benefits.

Brannoc: *Zaran* Why are you requiring players to do quests on Hard and Elite to get maximum favor from the Houses?
Solas_DDO: Hard and elite difficulty modes offer drastically increased challenges for a party. Defeating an adventure on elite is a truly heroic accomplishment. The House Patrons give us a unique opportunity to offer an interesting reward scheme to players who challenge not only the breadth of adventures in the game, but also the breadth of difficulty levels. As the game grows, expect to see the patron system expand with new ranks, new patrons, and new rewards as adventures are added to the game.

Brannoc:*Anon220* Are there any new animated emotes being worked on?
Gubtug_DDO: Emotes have been something that a lot of the dev team has wanted to see more of. There'll be new emotes coming to Stormreach soon. Done.

Brannoc: *Anon220* Do you think that DDO will eventually cross the level 20 threshold and go into epic levels?
Nereid_DDO: Yes, we are planning on adding more levels over time, and are looking into what the gameplay will be after level 20.

Brannoc: *Gill* Question: Are their any plans or ideas for GM-run events?
Sporkfire: We are currently developing some live events to hold in Stormreach, similar to the events that were very popular in Beta. We've got a lot of creative people here who are really excited to start holding them, and we're going to start holding them again in the future.

Brannoc: *Gill* Question: Has the issue of inability to find parties come up, and if so, how do you plan on addressing this?
Solas_DDO: We’ve done a revamp of the social panel which should make the “looking for group” tools a lot easier to use. DDO at its heart is a party-based game, and we’ll continue to improve our tools to help players adventure with one another. The solo mode should also help give players something to do while they’re waiting to find a party.

Brannoc: *locke* any change comming for holdong items such as scroll holders or bags of holding
Graal_DDO: We have no plans for specialized holding items, but there will be an increase in overall inventory and bank space coming with Module 2

Brannoc: *Namelessone* how and what is being looked at to work on Ranged Combat, and what is being looked at to improve the Ranger Class
Codog_DDO: Post Module 2, as a character's base attack bonus goes up, player's speed of bow, crossbow, and thrown weapons will increase. This inherently will improve ranger's combat or any class that is investing in ranged combat feats. A number of rangers abilities scale with level such as Ranger Bow Strength and Many Shot.

Brannoc: *ssprink* Will existing loot tables be reworked to match dungeon difficulty?
Tuttle_DDO: The content team is consistently evaluating the exp and loot balance for our existing dungeons. This is an ongoing process and we’ll continue to respond as the need arises.

Brannoc: *Maghantah* Question: any focus on creating more randomization in content?
Solas_DDO: We’ve had tremendously positive feedback on our random monster optional objectives. We are experimenting with randomizing traps in some of our upcoming content. We recognize that this is a very popular issue among our fans.

Brannoc: *ZeroTakenaka* How much will Module 2 cost?
Nereid_DDO: Module 2 "The Twilight Forge" is a free module for subscribers.

Brannoc: *ZeroTakenaka* When will patron system come out?
Solas_DDO: Module 2 "The Twilight Forge" will contain the patron system.

Brannoc: *Locke* hello, is there a plan to add new feats? or a mechanism for players to swap feats to update their character?
Nereid_DDO: We are looking into allowing players to swap out feats they have chosen, and will be adding new feats with the level cap increase.

Solas_DDO: Going back to an earlier question on LFG - I wanted to mention that a lot of specific improvements were taken directly from suggestions off the forums. For example, you will be able to see which area a player is in, and whether or not that player is already in a group.

Brannoc: *Targonis* Following up on the question about ranged weapons, will a distance limit be placed on items such as bows, thrown weapons, etc.?
Codog_DDO: Thanks for the question Targnonis. Limiting the range of bows, thrown weapons, and crossbows is certainly a topic that we are currently investigating.

Brannoc: *Khalathas* Will there be high-end non-static quest rewards in the future, as opposed to just the static reward system that's been implemented as of late?
Solas_DDO: Yes, we have specific plans to create new magical effects for high level loot. These will be available both in treasure chests and randomized quest rewards.

Brannoc: That's it for this one folks! Thanks for joining us here on Stratics IRC, the logs will be up on http://ddo.stratics.com shortly. Be sure to come by again next time!

Sporkfire: Thanks for coming out, everyone and for all the questions!
Samera_DDO: Goodbye everyone. Thanks for coming to chat with us!
Codog_DDO: Bye folks!
Tuttle_DDO: Goodnight everybody, thanks for chatting!
Solas_DDO: Goodnight all.
Denour_DDO: G'nite folks!
GelatinousCube_DDO: \engulf
Nereid_DDO: It was great talking to you - thanks for having us! Goodnight.

Hmm. I hope you found that more illuminating than I did. The prospect of live events coming out way is pretty neat though.

Bush being Bush.

I don’t often read The Ladies Home Journal. Home of fine recipes, beauty tips, and stomach-churning interviews with the leader of the free world.

President Bush: But the day ended on a relatively humorous note. The agents said, “You’ll be sleeping downstairs. Washington’s still a dangerous place.” And I said no, I can’t sleep down there, the bed didn’t look comfortable. I was really tired, Laura was tired, we like our own bed. We like our own routine. You know, kind of a nester. Like the way things are. I knew I had to deal with the issue the next day and provide strength and comfort to the country, and so I needed rest in order to be mentally prepared. So I told the agent we’re going upstairs, and he reluctantly said okay. Laura wears contacts, and she was sound asleep. Barney was there. And the agent comes running up and says, “We’re under attack. We need you downstairs,” and so there we go. I’m in my running shorts and my T-shirt, and I’m barefooted. Got the dog in one hand, Laura had a cat, I’m holding Laura —

Mrs. Bush: I don’t have my contacts in, and I’m in my fuzzy house slippers —

President Bush: And this guy’s out of breath, and we’re heading straight down to the basement because there’s an incoming unidentified airplane, which is coming toward the White House. Then the guy says it’s a friendly airplane. And we hustle all the way back upstairs and go to bed.

Mrs. Bush: [laughs] And we just lay there thinking about the way we must have looked.

Noonan: So the day starts in tragedy and ends in Marx Brothers.

President Bush: That’s right — we got a laugh out of it.

I remember that night I stayed up watching the news. I couldn’t have slept if I’d wanted to.

Don’t Give Up.

A long time since I heard this song. An audio-hug to everyone out there who’s going through a tough time right now. Which, lets face it, is most of us these days.

Toasty Death in Three Barrel Cove

A little while since I posted. My guild and I are still playing DDO keenly. Tonight we ventured into Three Barrel Cove for the first time, and chaos ensued! The fire caves are toasty death for anyone who has difficulty not falling into things, and that sadly meant me. Usually, my tumbling protects me from taking serious falling damage, but unfortunately does not make me lava-proof. Nevertheless, we emerged victorious. As if there was ever any doubt!

Lots of interesting things coming our way in DDO. While Drow are rather low down my list of races I want to see, it’ll still be a welcome option. And the promised increase in inventory space has me drooling. No word on whether that will be more bank storage space, or more personal inventory, but either will at least give me somewhere to put my vast stocks of collectables.

Don’t pay any attention to the doomsayers of the DDO forums. DDO is certainly not dying.

And Oblivion? Well it didn’t take me long to get rather bored with it. Oops. Maybe single-player RPGs can’t keep my interest any more. That one didn’t anyway.

Anyway, I’ll try to write a little more regularly. I tend to go through phases of activity.