Star Trek Online Pre-Ordering? Make it so.

As usual these days, there are a ridiculous number of different combinations of bonus items you can get, depending on who you order from. I went for the Direct2Drive Digital Deluxe option.

I was a little torn, as the TNG and Deep Space 9 uniforms offered by some retailers would have been nice, but this settled it for me:

Exclusive “KHAAAN!” Emote An unforgettable moment from the second Star Trek Film. This exclusive emote allows players to relive Kirk’s unforgettable […]

Iranian nuke plans were forged.

Remember this story from a couple of weeks ago?

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In which I am offered an adventure, and decline it.

I have returned to the fine city of Norwich, and am working through the thousands of emails that demand my attention. After all, all that Viagra isn’t going to order itself. This mail particularly amused me:

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Christmas by the sea!

Slow posting at the the moment. I’m visiting my Dad down in Dorset.

Not a bad spot to spend Christmas!

Kingory: Evony in a Samurai Hat.

A few months ago I posted a little report on Evony that received a rather staggering amount of attention. I hope I’ve saved at least a few people from getting involved with iEvony, their disturbingly inquisitive application.

Since then, Evony has mostly stopped advertising here, helped along by my blocking every advert URL I could discover. But there is a new contender in town. One that offers oriental exotic gameplay. One with an equally nonsensical name.

Enter the Dragon! Enter […]

Everquest 2: Maltheas, Raider of the Lost Cheese.

Doing the Freeport side of the “Attack on the Crowns” World Event was proving to be a bit much for Maltheas. While he could, with an acceptable risk of dying, manage to get to Sir Tallen Yevix in West Freeport, he had no chance of getting into the heavily guarded Academy of Arcane Science to see Researcher Kendril. Not without some Frostfell Magic!

And amazingly, even though yesterday he had ten days to wait until he was eligible for the […]

Maltheas, and the search for the Qeynos Claymore.

Hellos Diary! Big whiskery hugs!!!

This week me’s have mostlys been defendings the shinies Qeynos city from mean Void nasties. Apparently everybody elses was unavailables.

This was the ending-results. Her Royal Highness (who should not leaves the house dressed like thats. She’ll catch a colds!), saved from a perilous fate by a mere Ratonga (yay!), after her Kerran (tee hee!) Captain of the Guard (*mirthful squeak!*) got possesseds by a spooky royal ancestrous rude ghost and tried to do her […]