In which I shill for my webhost.

I’ve brought this old post from April up from the depths, as just for Black Friday, Arvixe is offering 50% off for life for any of its shared hosting options, if you use the coupon code “Black Friday”, meaning that you can get hosting from just $2 a month. I’m always a little uncomfortable making posts like this, but it is a pretty good deal that might be of interest to some of my readers. Also, I like money.

Arvixe Webhosting Black Friday Deal

In a weird coincidence today, two of my favourite blogs have mentioned that they pay $20 a month for hosting. Both dear old Lum, and Gordon over at We Fly Spitfires. It made me wonder how many other bloggers out there are paying that sort of cash for their sites.

For most of my hosting I use Arvixe , who are vastly cheaper (I pay, I think, $30 for 6 months), and offer unlimited bandwidth. They’ve also displayed the unusual property of actually having someone I can talk to over there who understands what I’m saying, which is always handy.

Full disclosure: That is an affiliate link, meaning that I get money if someone did decide to sign up with them through it. That would be quite lovely, but there are, of course, plenty of other low cost hosts out there.

The Ashes!!!!!! – With the Duckworth Lewis Method.

We’re moments away from the start of the Ashes, the biannual series of cricket matches between England and Australia. We’re down in Australia this time around, so my sleep patterns are at risk, but I don’t care. It’s going to be a winter of hope and pain, beefy sixes, and outrageous referee decisions!!!

I may be a little distracted for a while,but that’s alright! Let’s celebrate with Mr Duckworth and Mr Lewis, and their fine musical stylings!

Test Match Special has begun. Geoffrey and Aggers are discussing our chances, and we’ve won the toss. Let the games…*clang* BEGIN!!!

EQ2: Shattered Remains – A Maltheas Montage Most Spoilerific, Scholarly, and Sacrilegious

As well as the new Everquest 2 Festival of Heroes adventures that I pictured yesterday, “Shattered Remains” also made a comeback, with a sparkly new tapestry reward. This was the main feature in the Festival of Heroes first appearance last year. It was designed to showcase locations from each of the expansions that had come out in EQ2’s first 5 years, and as such it is slightly moving to us old-timers. I was a little surprised it hadn’t been updated this year with a visit to Sentinel’s Fate, but in any case, it’s quite a fun little romp and I recommend trying to catch it before it leaves again on the 30th of November.

Maltheas, needless to say, was rather less impressed.

The mysterious Thumore d’Armer is lying fast asleep upon the floor of Ironforge’s Arms, and any who near him begin to also feel sleepy. Wisely, people keep their distance, but somebody is going to have to try to reach the mind of the dreamer. As Maltheas has always been a mighty hero in his own dreams, he is clearly the best suited to the job!

Just so I don’t get yelled at, I’m going to put this one below the fold. It is indeed spoilerific. Or wrong.

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EQ2: A Maltheas Montage Both Festive and Heroic.

While one world burns in dragon-wrought Cataclysm, meanwhile, Everquest 2’s Norrath is celebrating it’s 6th anniversary with the Festival of Heroes.

But all is not well in the city of Qeynos! Slippery Toughshield, the leader of the Heroes’ Festival Band, and holder of the coveted “Most Amusing Name in Qeynos” award, is missing one of his members! Elsewhere, a fair damsel is missing some of her decorative lanterns! A strange man is taking up floor-space in Ironforge’s Arms, curiously causing all nearby to fall into the same slumber! And when all that’s sorted out, somebody still needs to hand out flyers for the band’s performance!

Will the Heroes’ Festival be ruined by these Cataclysmic events? I say thee nay! The Heroes’ Festival needs a hero of its own! Fortunately, Norrath has its very own saviour of holidays! No peril is too small for Maltheas of Rodcet Nife!

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Everybody else was off being devoured by dragons.

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Hoorays! The Festival is saved for another year!!

The Heroes Festival will be running until the 30th of November! Don’t let Maltheas hog all the glory; come lend Qeynos and Freeport a hand!

Star Trek Online: The Return of Arkturos Reh.

Star Trek Online did not always treat me kindly when first we met. That did not stop me from devoting a quite ridiculous number of posts to play-by-play coverage of my beta experience. My final thoughts as the game launched were not particularly complementary, and you can see them here.

My greatest annoyance though was how, when I cancelled my subscription, it was re-activated and they carried on charging me for a couple of months. I am not a rich man, and I can’t afford to be having my credit card details misused. Just reading that old post is doing bad things to my temper. In case you’re wondering, no, I never got the money back.

Once you have their money, you never give it back.
– The 1st Rule of Acquisition

They say that time heals all wounds. As usual, “they” are spouting platitudinal nonsense, and have obviously never been shot by a disruptor rifle on full power. You do not recover from being disintegrated. Be that as it may, my annoyance had faded somewhat, and I had been hearing some positive things about how Star Trek Online has changed post-launch. Perhaps it was time to take another look.

So it was that, a couple of days ago, Arkturos Reh stepped forth to defend the Federation once again! I have a Captain-ranked Scientist from my original free month of play, but I had largely forgotten how to play him well, while the live version of Arkturos Reh was still only a Lieutenant. You may remember Beta-Arkturos as the main protagonist in my Beta liveblog, after Beta-Arkenor got trapped forever in the Wrong Tutorial.

The all-new Reh is more alien than ever, and every bit as annoyingly tiny.

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Jiro Sugihara, and Arkturos Reh. Together, they fight crime.

Arkturos Reh hails from a high-gravity world. I’ve gone for as insectoid a look as I could manage, and he has inadvertently ended up looking like he’ll be played by Samuel L Jackson in the movie of his life. (I think it’s the eyes.) He probably weighs more than the Ambassador there, and is certainly stronger, but then again, Ambassador Jiro Sugihara is a non-combatant. He is, in fact, my liaison for the Federation Diplomatic Corp!

One of my major complaints with STO at launch was that it was that it was far more focused on violence as a solution than any of the series were:

Combat was always going to be a big part of any Star Trek MMO. I can live with (and enjoy!) having more fights in an hour of gameplay than would normally happen in a season of TNG. I did expect to be able to limit casualties, through diplomacy, trickery, or disabling ships. On the ground I expected to be able to set phasers to stun, and be able to leave my enemies unconscious but alive, ready to be beamed to the brig. Instead, I leave corpses and burning hulks in my wake.

Some people, especially on the forums, say that it is WAR!!! That we can’t act like Federation officers in the TV shows because we’re at war and the rules all change:

Firstly, us being at war was brought in after the fact as an excuse for the game being all about killing.

Secondly, the rules don’t change in war. Not for the Federation. We’re still supposed to abhor violence except when strictly necessary, and supposed to try to limit casualties on BOTH sides. In STO you have a mission where your job is to kill the witnesses to deeds Starfleet don’t want reported. Picard would resign his commission if he was ordered to do something so obviously against everything the Federation stands for. “The first duty of every Starfleet Officer is to the truth.”.

The Diplomatic Corp is Cryptic’s first stab at rectifying this imbalance. While it is entirely optional, members of the corps can get special First Contact and Diplomatic missions. I’ll have to get back to you on how great those are, because Arkturos hasn’t quite gathered up enough Diplomatic xp to join yet. You get Diplomatic xp from most missions that don’t involve killing, most notably those old “Aid the planet” missions I complained about in Beta, where you basically just fly up to a planet, they ask for some stuff, and you give it to them.

Aid missions, as well as now granting diplomatic xp, also now give you a random item on completion. Previously they had been a rather expensive business, as the Federation has you buying the supplies out of your own energy credits, but the reward now makes it a more worthwhile proposition.

While, as I said, the Diplomatic Corps missions are technically optional, gaining ranks with them gives you the ability to Transwarp to several useful locations, saving a lot of travel time, so even if I was playing a viciously bloodthirsty character, I think I’d probably still do them! I’ll write more fully on diplomacy when I’ve had a chance to do some of the missions.

The other new feature which has drawn me back to STO are the featured episodes. Basically it’s a series of episodes, which are released on a weekly basis, just as if you were watching a series on TV. My friends have been speaking extremely highly of these, and have been gathering up to do them each week as they are released. We’re currently in a lull, after the end of the second series, but they’ll pick up again in the new year. I’m told they have high production values, and are a lot of fun. I should be sticking my antennae into them soon.

If you complete a featured arc before the next one begins, you get a special reward. The reward for the first featured episode arc was a Breen Tactical Bridge Officer. Alas, I was too late to acquire one through standard means, but my friend Longasc kindly lent me the considerable fortune required to buy one from the auctionhouse. After all, a captain like Arkturos Reh should surround himself with the strangest crew possible! We’re doing it TAS-style!

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Breen Bridge Officer Bek during his probationary period.

The big deal which has really enticed me back on to my ship, however, is not yet live. It is the player-generated content tool known as The Foundry. This is due to arrive as part of the big Season 3 update on the 2nd of December.

Have you ever wanted to design your own mission in Star Trek Online? Here’s your chance! The Foundry for Star Trek Online will enter public beta when Season Three débuts. Using The Foundry, you can construct Episodes and share them with your friends. If you’re not interested in designing missions, you’ll still benefit from The Foundry: Player-created missions will be available to you to play and enjoy, right alongside the Episodes you know and love today.

Will it be frustratingly limited, especially to begin with? Almost certainly, but I’ll do my best to work within those limitations to make some fun episodes of my own. Once we have the tools to make content we can do more than just give feedback about how the official episodes are written. We can do something to fix it.

Tune in next time for the Further Adventures of the USS Gypsy Moth and its tiny Captain, Arkturos Reh, when I’ll be checking out some more of the changes since last I sailed this sea of stars.

LOTRO: Rise of Isengard – The White Wizard approaches.

Do not let him speak. He will put a spell on us! Ahhh, too late!!!

WARNER BROS. INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT, TURBINE AND CODEMASTERS ONLINE UNVEIL THE LORD OF THE RINGS ONLINEâ„¢: RISE OF ISENGARDâ„¢

New Digital Expansion to The Lord of the Rings Onlineâ„¢ Launching Fall 2011

Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment unveiled today The Lord of the Rings Onlineâ„¢: Rise of Isengardâ„¢, the latest expansion to the award-winning free-to-play massively multiplayer online roleplaying game (MMORPG) developed by Turbine. Rise of Isengard will expand the online world of Middle-earth where players will join forces to press further eastward into the legendary region of Isengard. Rise of Isengard will be available for purchase in the LOTRO Store in the Fall of 2011 with an increased level cap, the new region of Isengard including the legendary tower of Orthanc, enhancements to monster play and much more!

“2010 has been a year of unprecedented growth for The Lord of the Rings Online with our successful introduction of a free-to-play option for our players,” said Kate Paiz, Executive Producer of The Lord of the Rings Online. “This is going to be another outstanding year for the game as we progress on our journey toward Mordor and it all begins with our upcoming November update. The journey will carry through 2011 ending with our arrival in the epic region of Isengard where players will confront the raging war and shadow that has spread across Middle-earth.”

NEW FEATURES:

* Experience the Rise of Isengard – The Epic Story continues as the Grey Company makes its way south into Dunland, but troubles arise as their road takes them into lands where Dunlending forces, marshaled by the Wizard Saruman, prepare for war. The Rangers must seek new allies and face dangerous new foes, chief among them the traitor Saruman, whose web of intrigue threatens to endanger your quest, your friends, and your life.

* Increased Level Cap — Players will be able advance their characters up to level 70, gaining access to new traits, virtues, skills and class quests.

* Expanded Monster Play – LOTRO’s monster play system will get a major revamp including opening up the feature to all players, changes to monster player skills and advancement and a brand new region for players to battle for or against the forces of evil.

Autumn 2011 feels like an age away. I’m a little surprised, as I thought the F2P system would encourage the release of smaller chunks of content as often as possible, rather than a large expansion in a year’s time. Perhaps we’ll see other new content appear in the meantime. In any case, after spending so long battling Sharkey’s boys, I shall be looking forward to bearding the lion in his own den!

Hooom…. and then mayhap to Fangorn? But let us not be hasty.

Arms Race – A new Steampunk short film – The Charge of the Heavy Brigade

This small wonder has been cooked up by my friends over at It’s a Trap productions, here in Norwich. The same fine folks who brought you “Jack Steel and the Starblade“, now with a touching Crimean tale of two plucky British soldiers, a Russian pilot, and Mrs Carruthers. If you like it, please share it with your friends (there’s a handy twitter button down below!) Small film-makers need all the help and encouragement they can get!

You can find loads more information, movie posters, and stills over at the Arms Race website.