Via Skimble, an offer from Rapture Letters:
From Skimble: After Bush policies bring about the End Times, his faith-based constituencies will disappear from the earth via The Rapture. Thanks to a new service called Rapture Letters, they will be able to send free email from their privileged positions in heaven to the rest of us infidels left behind.
The rapture: When all the believers in Jesus Christ, who have been born again, are
taken up to heaven.
After the rapture, there will be a lot of speculation as to why millions of people have
just disappeared. Unfortunately, after the rapture, only non believers will be left to come up with answers. You probably have family and friends that you have witnessed to and they just won’t listen. After the rapture they probably will, but who will tell them?
We have written a computer program to do just that. It will send an Electronic Message (e-mail) to whomever you want after the rapture has taken place, and you and I have been taken to heaven.
If you wish to do something now that will help your unbelieving friends and family after the rapture, you need to add those persons email address to our database. Their names will be stored indefinitely and a letter will be sent out to each of them on the first Friday after the rapture. Then they will receive another letter every friday after that.
This rapture letter service is FREE and will hopefully gain the person you send it to an eternity in heaven.
While it is probably true that there will indeed be speculation when these people dissappear, I expect it will be closely followed by a massive party, then world peace.