CNN Reports that Laura Bush chose to share a cute little love poem Dubbya left for her.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Oh my, lump in the bed.
How I’ve missed you.
Roses are redder.
Bluer am I.
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too.
Barney’s still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe.
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier.
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.
Just land on a carrier? I’m in a state of shellshock about this poem. Apart from the fact that he ought to have something better to be doing with his time than writing this.
Is George insane to write this? Is Laura insane to reveal it? Or maybe she had a burst of patriotism, and has decided to bring about his downfall! Maybe she really did fall for the French guy, and has chosen his team. Hop on pop!
“We’re through the looking-glass, people!”
I can just see them in the UN. Bush II comes in, and puts forward the reasons why the UN should sanction the next war. A voice pipes up. “Oi Bush! Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier!”.
Look for Bush to use “The charming French Guy” kissing his wife as Cassius Belli soon. In Operation “Keep your garlicy hands off ma wife!”