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Warning. This song will haunt both your days and your nights. I reveal it unto you, only that I may have company in the asylum, once this has run its unnatural course. When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal “P” They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability. No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint And yet to see you all at once we only need the [...] My thanks to Pooh and Piglet who generously gave their time to help me with this PSA. The fight against today’s disgraceful lack of handkerchief ownership goes on! Not entirely sure what I made this for, but when Pooh starts whispering in my ear, I can do naught but follow where he leads. Maybe it’ll be useful to a parent explaining why we need to use tissues. Or maybe it’d terrify the wee mites. [...] Of course, some would say all vodka is magic. Me, I prefer gin, in my never-ending quest to resemble a Hogarth etching. Dan has done his work. I don’t normally drink vodka, and I still want some! Everything tastes better from a crystal skull. Or so I have been lead to believe. Yes, it is December once more, and as usual, Matt over at X-Entertainment has succeeded in making me feel nostalgic for the days I spent as a teenager in the US. The UK never really had a lot of video game advertising on the television, but in the US during kids TV, we were barraged with everything from Nintendo, to Atari, and then back to Nintendo again, because actually that’s pretty much all there was. Every game was presented as [...] Hey there TASER® fans! Your standard TASER® may be excellent for delivering 50,000 volts to the sentient being of your choice, but while you might feel good, do you look good? Introducing the C2 TASER® fashion range, featuring a choice of hip-looking instruments of agony. Is your target spasming because of the volts, or just because he had hoped leopard-print went out with the 80′s? Who cares, as long as he spasms! Also available in Red Hot, Fashion Pink, [...] Just because I thought it might be mildly amusing. Sadly, my artistic skills don’t do the idea justice. Al Gore, you’re my hero! Good day to you, peasants! [...] |
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