Bush Down Under

The Sydney Morning Herald published an open letter from 41 of Australia’s ALP party MPs to George Bush.

A great kerfuffle has erupted over the US demand that Bush’s address to Parliament be covered only by a handpicked group of four US journalists. Australia has since overturned it, and demanded that at least two Ozzie journalists be allowed in.

George Bush’s word is apparently beyond question. At least, by the Australian press.

The US President has declined a customary joint press conference after his address to the Federal Parliament tomorrow.

The media event, which normally allows two or three questions from Australian media and an equal number from the visiting press, would have been the only official opportunity for Australian journalists to quiz Mr Bush on the Iraq war and its aftermath.

It would also be the only opportunity to ask the US President about the two Australian citizens being detained without charge at Guantanamo Bay.

Australian journalists have also been denied any place in a so-called “close-up media pool” that will follow Mr Bush on all his official stops on the day. All positions in the four-member pool have been allocated to members of the White House press corps.

The US Secret Service rejected an application from the Canberra press gallery for equal access, on the basis that the journalists did not have the required US security clearances. The Secret Service then declined to allow the journalists to apply for those clearances; no reason was given.

A marquee has been set up in the grounds of The Lodge to allow the American journalists to file their stories. No Australian media will be allowed on the grounds.

A member of the team put together by Mr Howard’s department to make press arrangements for the visit conceded yesterday that Australian media will learn of events at Government House and The Lodge from news reports filed in the US.

Asked why there would be no joint press conference with Mr Bush and Mr Howard, the spokesman said: “Because it isn’t on the itinerary.”

Mr Bush and Mr Howard had joint media conferences both times the Prime Minister visited the US this year.

The Chinese President, Hu Jintao, has agreed to participate in a joint press conference, with two questions from the Australian media and two from the travelling Chinese press, after he addresses Parliament on Thursday.

Protestors have been banned from using loudspeakers, and the protests themselves have been moved so far away that Bush has no chance of actually even being aware of their presence. Well, unless he breaks the habit, and reads a newspaper.

And that’s it for now from Australia.

Bush in Thailand

Finally! News in from Thailand!

US President George W Bush had no problems sleeping on his first night in Thailand amid tight security, National Police Chief General Sant Sarutanond said yesterday.

Hurrah! Though I guess that means the curse on his soul didn’t work. “Ha, the jokes on you, ya pesky witches. I sold my soul years ago!”

Meanwhile, both uniformed and plainclothes police officers were on duty at all skytrain stations. Lt-Colonel Boonrit Lohsuwan, a deputy superintendent at Metropolitan Police Division 9, said police were instructed to pay particular attention to Middle-Eastern-looking people.

Although the only sinister arab arrested so far turns out to be part of the Afghan royal family, and entirely innocent.

Ji Ungphakorn, a political scientist at Chulalongkorn University, said:

�Prime Minister Thaksin [Shinawatra] wanted Thai people to behave like smiling children who are retarded and welcome those who pose danger to the world.�

And that’s it, from the early morning Thailand Adventure Roundup!

Bush’s magical oriental adventure.

One night in Bangkok…

Getting news straight from the horses mouth, regarding George’s adventures in Thailand, is proving hard. My thai is worse than my swedish. And my swedish is practically non-existant. Luckily, there are a couple of papers in english over there.

There was a somewhat interesting interview with The Nation. No relation of the US newspaper of the same name, I don’t think. Mostly, it gave Bush an opportunity to spout the same old lies and fuzzy logic. Connections are drawn between Iraq and terrorism, and apparently the UN thought it was a great idea all along. Oh, and people wanting to arrest you for war crimes is funny.:

Thepchai: Mr President, I understand that during your visit to Bangkok you’ll be announcing that your administration will designate Thailand as a major non-Nato ally. What does it mean to Thailand and to Thai-American relations?

Bush: First of all, you’re a pretty darn good reporter. Secondly, it’s probably best that I not reveal what the prime minister and I are going to talk about until after we talk about it.

However, having said that, Thailand and the United States are very close friends. The level of cooperation has been really strong, particularly in matters of common interest. We have a common interest to make sure our countries are secure from terrorism. As you know the Thai government very capably – I emphasise “capably” – brought to justice Mr Hambali, the planner of the Bali bombings in Indonesia, the killer of hundreds of innocent lives, and I really – and it was a piece of really good work. My only point is that we value our relationship and friendship on this key matter.

Of course, I’ll be talking economics, as well. Our non-Nato ally status is something I want to speak to privately first with the prime minister – and not on your TV screen, if you don’t mind, but it’s a very good question. [Laughter]

Sometimes, public opinion in Thailand, like in your country, does not always support what the government does. You may admire the prime minister for being supportive of the anti-terror campaign, but there are people in Thailand who are not happy with that. They are against the war in Iraq and against your policy of pre-emption. There are people who plan to stage a demonstration to demand that you be arrested during your visit to Bangkok. How do you respond to these critics?

[Laughter] Well, I’m – first of all, a society that allows for people to express themselves is the kind of society I admire. I don’t expect everybody to agree with my policies. And I appreciate the fact that they are able to express themselves. I’m not so sure I agree with their desire to have me arrested.

Look, some people disagree with my decision to take action against a thug who had been torturing his own people – we’ve discovered mass graves with hundreds of people that had been buried there, but it’s also a man who used chemical weapons.

And the United Nations – I didn’t act alone. The critics must understand that I was acting in concert with the UN, which for years had said disarm. And, finally, I went to the UN and said wait a minute, this is time to – let’s take care of this man one way or the other, and give him a chance to disarm, and he didn’t. So I said there ought to be serious consequences for not disarming and we acted.

I’m going to tell you something. People have got to understand I’m not going to forget the lessons of September 11, 2001. These are cold-blooded killers that received their support from different governments, and this nation will act to protect our people. And just like I hope the people of Thailand would expect the prime minister to act to protect the people in Thailand.

There is an increased recognition among South [-east] Asian countries that Prime Minister Thaksin of Thailand is gradually emerging as a new regional leader. You have met him. You have talked to him. Do you see him being different from the other Asean leaders?

Well, I certainly don’t want to compare him to other leaders, I think that would be unfair. But I do see him as a very strong leader and a very capable leader. He’s got a good grasp of the issues. He understands how economies work. He is not afraid to make tough decisions. He stands his ground in the face of criticism. And so I think he is a very interesting, dynamic leader.

There are people in Thailand who doubt whether we made the right decision to send Thai troops to help in the reconstruction of Iraq. With mounting casualties on the part of the American troops, there are people who doubt if it’s worth the risk or not.

Yes, well, I think of course in a free society, there are doubters. But people ought to understand that a free and peaceful Iraq is necessary for world security. A peaceful society in the midst of a part of the world that’s been troubled is going to, for the long run, help – will help change the world in a positive way. And, therefore, the idea of helping to rebuild a country ought to be something the Thai people accept.

You’ve got to understand the people in Iraq lived under incredible tyranny and torture and rape rooms – the kinds of things the people in Thailand reject. These people were – the tyrant brutalised them and at the same time built up weapons and didn’t spend the money on social services.

And so not only are we making the world more secure and peaceful, we’re actually making life better for people who had been brutalised by this man. And surely the people who respect human rights and decency understand the need to help.

Now, our troops are – we’re in the process of hunting down these killers. And the more progress there is in Iraq, the more the terrorists get angry, because they can’t stand freedom. So I look forward to making the case of the United States about why it was important to Thailand to contribute. It’s important for humanitarian reasons at the very minimum. But for the long-term, it’s important for peace and security.

Beefheadedman!

Where’s the beef? Here’s the Beef!

ABC reports

Bush dons ‘Beef Man’ cape
US President George W Bush, who enjoys bestowing nicknames on others, is adjusting to one Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi has given him, “Beef Man”.

“It’s better than ‘Chicken Man’,” Mr Bush joked during a press conference in Manila.

Mr Bush caused controversy in the Asia-Pacific region at the start of his whirlwind Asian tour, after labelling Australia the local ‘sheriff’.

Mr Koizumi played host to Mr Bush to dinner in Tokyo on Friday.

After a sumptuous multi-course meal that included Japanese beef, the prime minister remarked on the president’s fondness for beef.

“Beef Man!” he blurted out.

Is everyone involved in international politics completely insane?

Went rather better than his father’s trip.

When Mr Bush’s father attended a state visit in Japan in January 1992, he responded to the arrival of Japanese beef steak (French-style) with a projectile vomit into the lap of Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa.

Suffering from flu at the time, George Bush Senior then slumped under the table before getting up a few minutes later and announcing he felt great.

Oh, how I wish I could find a picture of it. Though I did find the fun fact that in Japan, the event was such a huge deal that it spawned a new word: “Bushusuru.” Now, the literal meaning of this word is “do like Bush,” but its real meaning is closer to “throw up a lot in a public place.”

George has made it to Bangkok, stage three of his six stop tour. Tokyo and Manila appear to have gone fairly smoothly, so far as I can tell. Just Singapore, Bali, and Canberra to go. The “meat” of the trip is the two-day APEC summit in Thailand. On Sunday he is due to give a speech to Thai troops just back from Afghanistan and tour Bangkok’s famed Temple of the Emerald Buddha. Plenty more opportunities for fun. And as noted below, he has to make it past the Australians.

Bush cursed, and trapped in pot.

In the Bangkok Post:

A northern farmer group trapped the spirit of US President George W Bush inside an earthen pot and sank it in the Ping river in Chiang Mai.

Earlier, they cursed the world’s most powerful leader and said they hoped his spirit would perish.

The Northern Peasants Federation rallied outside the US consulate in Chiang Mai against what they called Washington’s manipulation of the farm agenda.

Thailand and the US are likely to start free-trade talks soon.

Protesters stuffed a photograph of Mr Bush in an earthen pot in a spirit-sealing gesture before throwing the pot into the Ping river.

The act was meant to curse the trapped spirit and wish upon the soul its demise. Pongpan Chumjai, a protest leader, said Washington should stop military interventions in other countries for the sake of world peace.

Well, that’s that sorted then.

When you’ve managed to annoy the peasants of Thailand, you must really be something. Why do they hate you, George? Don’t worry though, I’m sure General Boykin is on the case now…

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Curry threatens Bush.

The Australian people, much to their credit, were about as impressed with their leaders for bowing towards Washington as we were with ours. Bush is to visit Canberra and speak before Parliament during his whistle-stop tour of the east. For the purposes of this, a great security cordon is being set up about the Parliament and its precincts, beyond which no members of the public will be allowed passage, into this, one of the most famously open of Governemt areas.

MP Bob Brown is not best pleased about this, as he made clear in Parliament recently. The Sydney Morning Herald reported:

“This is the centre of democracy in this nation. This is the elected parliament of the people of Australia and this [place] belongs to the people of Australia. How dare you close it down and put up a ‘trespassers will be prosecuted’ sign outside our Parliament because President Bush’s Secret Service, in consultation with authorities here, have told you to do so. How dare you! This is the Australian people’s parliament. It is not to be closed down because President Bush or [China’s] President Hu and their secret service agents tell you … This place is being turned into a replica of what they have in Beijing.”

It is quite outrageous the Australian people are being treated in this way. It is quite outrageous that the presiding officers of this place should be so obsequious to the faceless people of other countries who come in here and dictate what shall or shall not be the arrangements for visitors. Mr President, this is not Beijing, this is not Baghdad, this is not Dallas. This is Canberra. You should have shown more respect rather than simply bowing at the knees to the dictates of the secret services of other countries …

“We love this country and we love our democratic system. We do not want it invaded, curtailed or cut back by the way other people run theirs. Rather than telling us what to do and how we might present ourselves in our corner of the world, President Bush should come here and learn how he might better present himself to the rest of the world by seeing people as equal and by spending some of the largesse of the US on helping others who don’t have anything, rather than on armaments and unilateral decisions as to how to run the world …”

Brown would not give an inch. He insisted the Senate president give a “categorical assurance” that no “foreign personnel” would be allowed into the Parliament during the Bush and Hu visits “bearing arms”. The President, Senator Paul Calvert responded: “Established procedures have existed for many years on this matter. They have not been departed from in regard to the forthcoming visits. I hope the Senate will understand that I will not expand on that.” What Calvert was saying was code for yes, US and Chinese security agents would be carrying concealed weapons, both inside and outside Parliament.

That upset Brown even more. “We do not need gun-toting people sheriffing over us in this Australian Parliament,” he said. “It is bad enough you have a made a decision to exclude [the public] from their parliament. It is wrong, this obsequiousness, this knee-trembling. We can protect people who come to this Parliament. We can treat them with dinkum dignity while not being obsequious. This subservience is not Australian …”

Columnist Mike Carlton in the Sydney Morning Herald, has an innovative suggestion for those MPs wishing to show their disdain:

I urge Quick and Co to wolf down copious quantities of an explosive rogan josh before Dubya’s appearance and then to let their digestive organs erupt in mute, gaseous protest. The rest of us can watch eagerly for a puzzled clouding of the presidential brow, a slight flaring of the already rather simian presidential nostrils. The Quick and the dead, you might say.

Go Ozzies!