Dog’s Milk. No bugger’ll drink it.

Heather Mills is in the news again. I know, that surprised me too.

Ms Mills said that livestock created far more carbon emissions than transport, so we should go vegan – someone who eats no meat or dairy produce – or at least find something else to put in tea or coffee.

At Speakers Corner in Hyde Park she said: “There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don’t we try drinking rats’ milk and dogs’ milk?”

Vegan Mills was supposed to be launching a poster campaign for an animal welfare charity.

I shall leave it to Red Dwarf’s Holly to respond:

I wonder how much milk you get from a rat anyway. Likely not enough for my cornflakes. Maybe enough for a single cup of tea. Is Ms Mills suggesting we have farms of battery rats, or does she prefer free-range?

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