Oh Dear, Star Trek Online. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Would somebody please buy the Cryptic team a Next Generation boxset. Ideally force the marketing team to watch it too. I’m all for trying to attract non-trekkers, but there are actually quite a lot of Star Trek fans. I think we’d be a big enough demographic for them to do quite well, if they’d stop trampling on our childhoods Abrams-style.

Star Trek Online Pwn Advert

That sound you can hear is Gene Roddenberry spinning in his grave.

I’ll be writing my final Star Trek Online conclusions some time between the end of Open Beta (to give them a chance, however slim, for a wonderpatch), and the beginning of headstart.

In the meantime, that advert pretty much tells you what you need to know about STO as it currently stands.

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