No, seriously. This isn’t a come-on. If you go out there you’ll either freeze to death or be devoured by hungry yeti.
The five day weather forecast for Norwich doesn’t hold a single day where it gets above freezing, so everything is continuing to mount up. Our current weather is taking me back to when I lived in Indiana, USA, where winter meant a lot more than the usual British grey skies with drizzle, and the occasional short-lived snowday.
My main concern is that I live at the top of one of Norfolk’s few hills, and while I am all too sure I can get to the bottom of it, I’m not so certain of my ability to get back up again if we get any more ice and snow. Compared with many parts of the country, we’re getting off pretty lightly too.
I just don't want to end up like this guy!