In the City of Qeynos,
where almost everyone is nice,
in a damp bit of tree moss!
Lives Frubbie, (Frubbie,) Frubbie, (Frubbie,)
Frubbie the Racist Froglok
Maltheas attempts to reason with Frubbuppa Bogstomper the Racist Froglok
Frubbuppa Bogstomper is Maltheas’ arch-nemesis. Whenever she sees him making his way about town, on some goodly deed or other, she makes a point of shouting out that he does not belong in such a kind and loving place as Qeynos. Why? Because he’s Ratonga scum, apparently. That he’s lived in Qeynos for 5 years, has been praised by the Queen, and is a Bishop of Rodcet Nife, god of healing, does not seem to register with her. She cannot see past the fur.
She makes Maltheas cry. An almost unforgivable deed.
A disgrace to the otherwise noble children of Marr, I have a strong suspicion that she is secretly a cultist of Innoruk, Lord of Hate. I await the day that the Devs allow me to reveal her hideous crimes to all, or better yet, get her to rethink and change her ways. Currently our only option is to suffer her outrageous nastiness whenever she sees us.
And in case you were wondering what the first half of this post was smoking: