There is a new entity in charge of the UK’s Ship of Government. Enter Cleggeron the Unexpected!!! After a tumultuous struggle with arch-nemesis Gordzilla, Cleggeron has emerged as the King of Monster Island, ah, I mean Westminster.
Cleggeron! Coming soon to a Parliament near you.
Will good Clegg head manage to stop the middle boss head from taking the evil Murdoch head’s advice? Anything could happen in the next five years!
Update: December 2010.
The answer to my final question turned out to be no. I’m not entirely certain the Clegg head was all that good after all. When Cleggeron has finished devouring the educational chances of a generation, where will it turn its hungry eyes next? This film has gone from being a creature feature to true horror.
Dear Arksark,
While I appreciate your artistic freedom, I must take offence at your addition of Rupert Murdoch’s face to my supposed body.
If you wish to post a true picture of myself, please feel free to use one of the images at http://www.cleggeron.com, attributing the picture back to my website.
Kindest regards,
The Cleggeron.
Dear The Cleggeron
Thankyou for your kind words and informative link, but I feel bound to direct you to a previous post of mine about taking the great Optimus Prime’s image in vain.
Perhaps in a century or so, scholars will debate as to whether the Cleggeron was a three-headed daikaiju, or a split-faced robot. We can only hope.
Yours,
Arkenor
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